Epic Fail

Due to an annoying string of unfortunate events, it's starting to look like our Substantial Yet Notably Diminished (Due to Logistical Concerns of Space and Time) Two Point Five Points Tour of Fun roadtrip around Hokkaido has been shelved indefinitely.

First off, the car I was supposed to inherit from my predecessor has been checked over and been determined to be a rusted-out P.O.S. My only real affordable option now is to lease a car, and there's no way to make that happen before this weekend when we're meant to start our great adventure.

Lindsay tried to save the day by looking into rentals for the road trip, but apparently they're all sold out.

So this is us, target-less for our nine-day vacation. Here's hoping we can find some trouble to get up to.